How Google Saved Me From an Online Dating Disaster - The Good Men Project
"My OK Cupid date was a college senior home for break. I was the one who drunkenly suggested having sex in a public bathroom. On my way. Dating apps: Can't live with them, can't live without them. But seriously, sometimes things go so wrong—like endless date with a cringe-worthy. Since we gathered a truly huge pile of data from our online dating survey, After we had sex, she told a story about her marine biology internship I'd be the guy reading a collection of prose by the lateth century French only moments after the single worst dating disaster I'd ever survived, and this.
How would we do that?
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I arrived on the date, all happy, but realized that the girl who sat was a year old lady with two children and was just finding an excuse to leave her house. My girlfriend and I broke up a few weeks ago. To try and get over things and move on, I went to create an account at eHarmony. I spend a good hour answering all these questions one by one.
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Met up with a girl I met on pof at 3am to bang. Had short, drunken sex. Left 5 minutes later. Now I have herpes.
That was a mistake 9. Roommate meets a trucker whore.
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An ex roommate of mine was from Angola, Africa and had zero luck with the ladies. He was 23 or 24 and met an 18 year old on Christian mingle.
One day, he brings her over, and she looks like a worn out truck stop hooker, despite her age, and it was immediately recognizable that she was on something found out it was Xanax bars in the first few minutes of meeting the girl. She spoke very…very…slowly…and I doubt there was an ounce of intelligence in her entire body.
After seeing her a few times, we the other roommates and I started noticing ALOT of shit going missing. A man into bestiality. Two stories, both from OKC. First I met a guy who was hilarious and a bit nerdy and kind of cute…whatever we hit it off.
Girls do it all the time. Then I left…and he had the nerve to text me times telling me I was a stuck up bitch. D ate ends up being the daughter of his boss. Well we hit it off and decided to grab dinner one day. I kind of just noped out of there. A crazy, suicidal date. A date with odd fetishes. Went on a date with a guy who seemed totally normal and cool on his profile.
Turned out the only two things he could talk about were Indian music he was white and his sexual fetishes small penis humiliation and cuckolding, primarily. He also had terrible table manners. Longest date of my life. Set a first date for a big Halloween bar hop. I went as hipster Hitler.
Never do the first date as Hitler. Turns out she was very Jewish.
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A date who asked for money. I was like okay, I will try to let that slide — he was telling me about he first time going his favorite music festival. Unfortunately it did not end there. He proceeded to tell me why they broke up. I do not remember ever asking about the reason their relationship ended. He quickly realized that he should not have mentioned his ex and apologized. He changed the subject, but some how our conversations lead him to story about his other ex-girlfriend.
He kept talking about how crazy she was and how she never liked any of his friends. Again, I do not remember asking about her. After we ate our tacos, he thought we should have another beer. So I stayed for another beer. At that point I realized he should have been on this date with her because he clearly had feelings for her.
I finally said I had to go and he insisted on walking me to my car only to tell me a minute story about his crazy drunken night at the river. I just wanted to get in my car and drive away and never talk to him again. The worst part was that he thought the date went well enough to go in for the kiss. I high tailed it out of there after that. Number one rule when you are on a first date, never talk about your ex.
First dates are suppose to be fun with light conversation topics to get to know each other. Not talking about exes and all the things you hate about your life. Have you ever had a bad first date? I would love to hear your story!